With the economy fluctuating like a sine wave on an oscilloscope, I was pleased to find this nugget of joy in my local coffee house (Intermezzo, in Hazard Center. Support your non-chain java joint!). Please to enjoy...
If you had bought 1,000 dollars worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
If you had bought 1,000 dollars worth of Enron stock, it would now be worth $16.50.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought 1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
The moral?
Drink heavily and recycle.
2014
11 years ago
1 comment:
I will pass along the information. Priceless.
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