My kids are cooler than me

I'm a very old school person. Ask anyone. I'd rather listen to classic rock, watch TV Land or Nick at Nite, and prefer Kirk to Picard.
But...someone please tell me how in the heck my 10 year old kid snagged an Ipod before I did!
Me? I'm still groovin to my CD player...and even the occasional cassette tape. But my #3 son gets an Ipod? Granted, he' s probably loaded it with Spongebob and Disney songs (unless the Sainted Wife has secretly added a Green Day song or two), and can only use one ear bud at a time.
But really...a 10y-o with an Ipod! Someone hand me my AARP card quick!